The WonderLand

Episode 107 - A Suckery Little Slipper

Geoff declares the value of meaninglessness, avoids talking about finance or monkeys, and advocates enjoying the space around our problems: while Little Kev owns things...

 

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/vqnivgx2uaht9ecj/Wonderland_S7E9_Transcript6ngzg.pdf

 

Episode 106 - Any Way The Wind Blows

Geoff zeroes in on why mystery is (usually) a good thing, drags everyone's favourite go-to conversation topic out into the sunlight and tells us why we should all feel better about ourselves than we do; while Little Kev learns a thing or two about what malware really is...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aeun8ky6scz7wm2i/Wonderland_S7E8_Transcript8uzo4.pdf

Episode 105 - A Slippery Little Sucker

Geoff screws up, stares at the wall, considers chocolate as a potential body-building supplement and spotlights a repulsive new take on classic literature; while Little Kev shares an extract from his book of least favourite words...

 

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ygtcgs8ij7yjc97f/Wonderland_S7E7_Transcriptaipng.pdf

 

 

SPECIAL: Episodes 1, 2 & 3- The Birth Of (The) Wonder(Land)

Following successful raids on the Smithsonian, the Museum Of Natural History, the Biggera Waters Public Library and the back of his Mum's wardrobe, Geoff unfortunately discovers the long-lost first three episodes of The WonderLand; from back when Little Kev was but a glint in a Covid vaccine vial.

And now: after months of painstaking restoration of the original 24-track master tapes (performed at huge expense), here they are - for the first time since the last time and for the last time this time - all in one inconvenient 30-minute-or-so package. 

Listen now, while you can, before it hopefully gets lost again.

 

NO TRANSCRIPT! (believe me, we're doing you a favour)

Episode 104 - Are you a Schinkelgruber contender?

Geoff takes a look at the importance of personal protest, and considers the possibility that Barry Manilow could inadvertently trigger an intergalactic war; while Little Kev considers a lucrative job offer with a catch...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/atc9im/Womderland_S7E6_Transcriptbrt30.pdf

 

Episode 103 - A Prize-Winning Dress-up Chicken

Geoff delves into the issue of relationships of all kinds while waiting for a life-saving pizza delivery, and considers that childhood-crazy might equal big bucks for grownups; and Little Kev gets annoyed at non-sandwiches and unimportant oils...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jpa4wg/Wonderland_S7E5_Transcript8wk9f.pdf

Episode 102 - Pseudo Floaters?

Geoff extols the virtues of being clueless in Lisbon and takes a look at our addiction to doing stuff whilst in things on water; while Little Kev contemplates a Jim Carrey apocalypse...

 

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/snm6xf/Wonderland_S7E4_Transcript87b1q.pdf

 

Episode 101 - Mango-nificence!

Geoff discovers the dangers of household chore improvisation and throws a well-deserved spotlight onto the king of Australian fruits, whilst throwing down a bold challenge in the general direction of Trondheim; and Little Kev contemplates alcoholic tunafish sandwiches...

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/bstsa6/Wonderland_S7E3_Transcript9okb1.pdf

 

Episode 100 - Unknown Gods

Geoff celebrates the 100-episode mark by dusting off his ancient history and ridiculing some unnecessary modern expressions; and Little Kev feels the heat whilst contemplating what's in a name...

 

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9s2e53/Wonderland_S7E2_Transcript_9upsz.pdf

 

Episode 99 (SEASON PREMIERE) - Third aid & the happy pig

Geoff wonders just how difficult it is to find that dream vocation, and gets down and dirty with one of our four-legged friends; while Little Kev considers the choices available to us in an emergency situation...

 

TRANSCRIPT:

https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/r8hz7q/Wonderland_S7E1_Transcript7p6ld.pdf