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These days, we all need to hear something uplifting; and Australian musician/singer/songwriter/recording artist/humourist/amateur barista Geoff Healey’s take on life is exactly that. And he’s got lots of things on his mind that you need to hear before he forgets what they are...
Episodes
Friday Oct 29, 2021
Episode 58 - I‘d like to purchase a really stupid TV, please
Friday Oct 29, 2021
Friday Oct 29, 2021
Geoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf
Friday Oct 22, 2021
Episode 57 - When milk ain‘t milk
Friday Oct 22, 2021
Friday Oct 22, 2021
Geoff asks for the old unimproved toilet paper, wonders if icing mixture in coffee could be the next big thing, and goes to hell and back with Little Kev...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7ry4y7/Wonderland_S3E17ae97o.mp3
Friday Oct 15, 2021
Episode 56 - Season blur and the long-distance fruit flop
Friday Oct 15, 2021
Friday Oct 15, 2021
Geoff turns traditional Swiss wind instruments into car roof racks, suggests hardware shopping as a form of revenge, and explains why canned fruit might be more attractive than we thought...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dx9fgc/S3E16_Transcript7dp1n.pdf
Friday Oct 08, 2021
Episode 55 - How men fail in the bedroom
Friday Oct 08, 2021
Friday Oct 08, 2021
Geoff reveals an intolerance of mixed sweets, tries to have a conversation whilst singing, and Little Kev talks pro yoko bono ono... or something...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/crays4/S3E15_Transcriptb1swv.pdf
Friday Oct 01, 2021
Episode 54 - Underthinking the pigeon perspective
Friday Oct 01, 2021
Friday Oct 01, 2021
Geoff tries to sneak a peek at the crystal ball from the worst seat on the bus, rehearses being dead, and realises that the birds actually got a raw deal...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w97592/S3E14_Transcript7vvxa.pdf
Friday Sep 24, 2021
Episode 53 - How to write great rock lyrics
Friday Sep 24, 2021
Friday Sep 24, 2021
Geoff - possibly disguised as a lemming - ponders the dangers of deceptively-named legumes; mulls a return to the convenience of stoning and the establishment of an international Festival Of Misery; and Little Kev puts everything in the house on wheels...
Friday Sep 17, 2021
Episode 52 - Carrot could have been a contender!
Friday Sep 17, 2021
Friday Sep 17, 2021
Geoff considers the mystery of orange, ponders the perfect pet, and takes a trip to Norway...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtz4t2/S3E12_Transcript7xzy7.pdf
Friday Sep 10, 2021
Episode 51 - Clubs of shame?
Friday Sep 10, 2021
Friday Sep 10, 2021
Geoff wonders if people in large trousers have something to hide, talks time travel with Little Kev, and suspects that Swiss and German legislators might have a sense of humour after all...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cu59ac/S3E11_Transcript686il.pdf
Friday Sep 03, 2021
Episode 50 - The joy of not understanding
Friday Sep 03, 2021
Friday Sep 03, 2021
Geoff sticks his fingers in his ears, explains how grieving the loss of a loved one can be deadly, and wonders if early '70s unemployed Canadian hippies might have had a point after all...
Friday Aug 27, 2021
Episode 49 - Vacation is a state of mind
Friday Aug 27, 2021
Friday Aug 27, 2021
Geoff's memories head south in a Holden Kingswood station wagon, Little Kev contemplates downhill skiing in a kayak and humanity gets a rare round of applause
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hddbrp/S3E9_Transcriptadkbz.pdf