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These days, we all need to hear something uplifting; and Australian musician/singer/songwriter/recording artist/humourist/amateur barista Geoff Healey’s take on life is exactly that. And he’s got lots of things on his mind that you need to hear before he forgets what they are...
Episodes

Friday Nov 12, 2021
Episode 60 - God for a week
Friday Nov 12, 2021
Friday Nov 12, 2021
Geoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/apiexs/S3E20_Transcript9nluo.pdf

Friday Nov 05, 2021
Episode 59 - Bloodshed, shopping and the agony of youth
Friday Nov 05, 2021
Friday Nov 05, 2021
Geoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears...
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y84iaj/S3E19_Transcriptah2me.pdf

Friday Oct 29, 2021
Episode 58 - I‘d like to purchase a really stupid TV, please
Friday Oct 29, 2021
Friday Oct 29, 2021
Geoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf

Friday Oct 22, 2021
Episode 57 - When milk ain‘t milk
Friday Oct 22, 2021
Friday Oct 22, 2021
Geoff asks for the old unimproved toilet paper, wonders if icing mixture in coffee could be the next big thing, and goes to hell and back with Little Kev...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7ry4y7/Wonderland_S3E17ae97o.mp3

Friday Oct 15, 2021
Episode 56 - Season blur and the long-distance fruit flop
Friday Oct 15, 2021
Friday Oct 15, 2021
Geoff turns traditional Swiss wind instruments into car roof racks, suggests hardware shopping as a form of revenge, and explains why canned fruit might be more attractive than we thought...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dx9fgc/S3E16_Transcript7dp1n.pdf

Friday Oct 08, 2021
Episode 55 - How men fail in the bedroom
Friday Oct 08, 2021
Friday Oct 08, 2021
Geoff reveals an intolerance of mixed sweets, tries to have a conversation whilst singing, and Little Kev talks pro yoko bono ono... or something...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/crays4/S3E15_Transcriptb1swv.pdf

Friday Oct 01, 2021
Episode 54 - Underthinking the pigeon perspective
Friday Oct 01, 2021
Friday Oct 01, 2021
Geoff tries to sneak a peek at the crystal ball from the worst seat on the bus, rehearses being dead, and realises that the birds actually got a raw deal...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w97592/S3E14_Transcript7vvxa.pdf

Friday Sep 24, 2021
Episode 53 - How to write great rock lyrics
Friday Sep 24, 2021
Friday Sep 24, 2021
Geoff - possibly disguised as a lemming - ponders the dangers of deceptively-named legumes; mulls a return to the convenience of stoning and the establishment of an international Festival Of Misery; and Little Kev puts everything in the house on wheels...

Friday Sep 17, 2021
Episode 52 - Carrot could have been a contender!
Friday Sep 17, 2021
Friday Sep 17, 2021
Geoff considers the mystery of orange, ponders the perfect pet, and takes a trip to Norway...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtz4t2/S3E12_Transcript7xzy7.pdf

Friday Sep 10, 2021
Episode 51 - Clubs of shame?
Friday Sep 10, 2021
Friday Sep 10, 2021
Geoff wonders if people in large trousers have something to hide, talks time travel with Little Kev, and suspects that Swiss and German legislators might have a sense of humour after all...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cu59ac/S3E11_Transcript686il.pdf