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These days, we all need to hear something uplifting; and Australian musician/singer/songwriter/recording artist/humourist/amateur barista Geoff Healey’s take on life is exactly that. And he’s got lots of things on his mind that you need to hear before he forgets what they are...
Episodes

Nov 19, 2021
Nov 19, 2021
21 min
Geoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64e94k/S3E21_Transcript8lpjc.pdf

Nov 12, 2021
Nov 12, 2021
15 min
Geoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/apiexs/S3E20_Transcript9nluo.pdf

Nov 5, 2021
Nov 5, 2021
20 min
Geoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears...
TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y84iaj/S3E19_Transcriptah2me.pdf

Oct 29, 2021
Oct 29, 2021
15 min
Geoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf

Oct 22, 2021
Oct 22, 2021
22 min
Geoff asks for the old unimproved toilet paper, wonders if icing mixture in coffee could be the next big thing, and goes to hell and back with Little Kev...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7ry4y7/Wonderland_S3E17ae97o.mp3

Oct 15, 2021
Oct 15, 2021
14 min
Geoff turns traditional Swiss wind instruments into car roof racks, suggests hardware shopping as a form of revenge, and explains why canned fruit might be more attractive than we thought...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dx9fgc/S3E16_Transcript7dp1n.pdf

Oct 8, 2021
Oct 8, 2021
21 min
Geoff reveals an intolerance of mixed sweets, tries to have a conversation whilst singing, and Little Kev talks pro yoko bono ono... or something...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/crays4/S3E15_Transcriptb1swv.pdf

Oct 1, 2021
Oct 1, 2021
14 min
Geoff tries to sneak a peek at the crystal ball from the worst seat on the bus, rehearses being dead, and realises that the birds actually got a raw deal...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w97592/S3E14_Transcript7vvxa.pdf

Sep 24, 2021
Sep 24, 2021
21 min
Geoff - possibly disguised as a lemming - ponders the dangers of deceptively-named legumes; mulls a return to the convenience of stoning and the establishment of an international Festival Of Misery; and Little Kev puts everything in the house on wheels...

Sep 17, 2021
Sep 17, 2021
16 min
Geoff considers the mystery of orange, ponders the perfect pet, and takes a trip to Norway...
TRANSCRIPT:
https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtz4t2/S3E12_Transcript7xzy7.pdf
